Archive for April, 2007

Are You a Top?

sitting on my couch doing work respectively….

“what do you think of our relationship?” the new boy says – a girl would kill for a guy to have this conversation unprompted. nevertheless my eyes go wide and i’m at a loss as to what to say.

“…the short version, please,” he says, his eyes still glued to the Red Sox four-run video.

mentally i go over all the kinds of things that may or may not send him running, “….umm, you mean ‘relationship’ like this cup has a relationship to the table it’s on?”

“…yeah.” – and now he’s successfully shut me up before i begin as i’m silently wondering if i’m the cup or the table.

April 26, 2007 at 2:47 pm 2 comments

And We Say Men Don’t Talk About Their Feelings…

me(10:36:08 PM): you know, id like to have like a real date with you one day

boy(10:37:39 PM): i’d like to have sex with you one day
boy (10:37:44 PM): so maybe we can work out an arrangement

April 20, 2007 at 3:15 pm 1 comment

To The B-Boy(s)…

…could you not be that guy in my head who judges everything I do (because I make you) and gives me a million plus one chances to get it right (because it just has to be)?

…thank you kindly.

yours….

April 20, 2007 at 6:27 am Leave a comment

Everything You Need to Know in Two Simple Passages

Courtesy of Acronym Man

me: “I’ve seen the movie before but this time I cried a lot; my therapist says my whole ‘who am I’ feelings is normal for women my age. But I don’t want to be the woman who cries at sappy movies on saturday nights.”
“Didn’t you figure out who you were after majoring in your own identity?”

..and courtesy of the Onion:

Leo July 23 – August 22

If there’s a drinkable liquid in the world that doesn’t cause loss of motor function, impaired judgment, slurred speech, dehydration, and eventual unconsciousness, you don’t want to know about it.

April 15, 2007 at 2:44 am 1 comment


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