Steve Jobs Has a Small Penis

* You are chatting with Richard B, an Apple Expert

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Hi, my name is Richard B. Welcome to Apple!
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Richard B: How may I help you today?
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You: Hi, Richard. I was wondering if i can i use my $100 iphone credit for itunes? Because there’s really nothing I want or need or can get for just $100 at Apple.

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Richard B: For iTunes gift cards only in the Apple online store. Not gift certificates.
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You: Um, yeah can i buy an itunes gift certificate with it?
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Richard B: No. The new Shuffle is $79.
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You: ….I don’t want a shuffle, I have an iPhone…that’s why I have the credit.
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You: What a rip off. Steve Jobs can suck it.

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Richard B: Thank you for visiting the Apple Store. We appreciate your business.